Response to comment on zombies

Although your counterpoint is interesting, even if the dead corpses did in fact come back as zombies or PRD followers, they wouldn't be dominating the world themselves. They would actually be instruments of SOMEONE ELSE'S world domination scheme. This increases the importance of step #3, because by failing to stay alive, you are not only preventing your world domination, but even helping OTHERS succeed at it.

Nice try though.

Thanks for your comments everyone, this is starting out as a very fun blog!!

Day 5b

Many discoveries today!!
Step #3 for world domination:
Keep yourself ALIVE!!!
All of the above share at least 2 things:
1) They are all dead
2) They will never dominate the world!!!

Conclusion. From the observed, being alive is a requirement for world domination.

Next steps. Do NOT allow yourself to become dead (further thoughts to come about becoming UNDEAD, while becoming a zombi or something similar does not seem appealing, Liches, Vampires and other powerful undead seem plausible)

Day 5a

Step #2 for world domination:
Do not allow your cool looking car to be transformed from this

Into this.













This entry was brought to my attention when my brother nearly killed himself by doing the above to HIS car (he is OK, no bruises or anything). By doing this he has showed me that Step 2 is merely a specific case of Step 3, but important enough to be mentioned separately (thanks bro!)

Day 5

Step #1 for world domination: Get a really cool car.

None that will follow the path of world domination should attempt it without traveling in a car that fits his evolving Ego!.

In order to fit this requirement, I have acquired the car pictured in the left.

Day 1

Planning for world domination begins!!!